Dumbest quotes of 2000s in America

I won’t talk about my New Year’s Resolutions on this last day of the year as I feel bad that I am unable to accomplish some of the objectives set out last year, largely I think because I am full of conflicts (or my schedules, or we human being are)? Instead, I have something funny for you guys– the dumbest quotes of the 2000s selected by HuffPost readers.

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1) "We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term." Dana Perino, the Bush White House Speaker, Jan 2009

2) "All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." – Sarah Palin was unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric

3) “People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader.” Actor Steven Seagal

4) Where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" Christina Aguilera

5) “I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest voice.” Kanye West (this guy has a terrible voice)

6) "The Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. Senator Ted Steven

7) "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." Britney Spears

8) "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." Britney Spears (Canada can't be considered overseas)

9) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." George Bush

10) "It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: 'Sit down and shut up,' but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out." – Sarah Palin quitting her job as the governor of Alaska

11) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." George Bush

12) “They misunderestimated me” George Bush

13) "I personally believe, that US Americans are unable to do so, because some people out there, in our nation, don't have that, and eh I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa, and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here, in the US, should help the US, or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future... for our children." Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 (totally meaningless)

14) “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” California governor Arnold S

15) "This is an earthquake issue. This will change our state forever. Because the immediate consequence, if gay marriage goes through, is that K-12 little children will be forced to learn that homosexuality is normal, natural and perhaps they should try it." Michelle Bachmann, anti gay marriage

16) "Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing]." Glenn Beck, conservative talkshow host who does not believe in global warming

17) "Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says chicken." Jessica Simpson

18) "I'm so smart now. Everyone is always like, 'Take your top off.' Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid." Parris Hilton

IMAO! I love all Bush's plus Dana, Sarah Palin, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton.

Which ones do you like?